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The Scoop Tactical Dad Hat - Black
$25.00
Because Real Patriots Know Who to Trust for News
The Official Headgear of the Well-Informed Patriot
Classic, understated, and unapologetically conservative. This black dad hat with clean white logo tells the world you get your news from sources that share your values – not from corporate media propagandists.
Built for the American Patriot:
- 100% chino cotton twill - breathable and durable
- Unstructured 6-panel low-profile design that actually fits under your truck's gun rack
- 3 ⅛" crown height - not too tall, not too shallow
- Adjustable strap with antique buckle fits all patriots
- 6 embroidered eyelets keep you cool during heated debates with liberals
When you wear The Scoop hat, you're not just blocking the sun – you're blocking out mainstream media lies and supporting the journalists brave enough to tell the truth.
One size fits all patriots. Liberals may experience discomfort.